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.SH
MADRIPOOR
.R
.PP
.ps 10
It wasn't going to be a problem, he told himself.  The job was the
job.  And you didn't blame the job.  Logan finished up the page he was
working on and lit another cigar.
.PP
.ps 10
He just didn't know.  Plastic poop?  What was it all coming to?  Next
thing, they'd be telling him the trinkets were sentient.  Well, if
that were the case...
.PP
.ps 10
Logan turned the business card around in his hand.  MOLD INDUSTRIES,
INC.  Of course, like anyone else, he'd done work for them in the
past.  He had no qualms about taking money from an unethical source.
It was just that he wasn't sure he wanted to be in this business
anymore.  There had to be easier ways to raise beer money.
.PP
.ps 10
Squash it.  He had deadlines.
.PP
.ps 10
It's not like they were asking him to work for Disney.
.SH
THE OUTBACK
.R
.PP
.ps 10
Ororo didn't understand what all the fuss was about.  Who cared, in
the end, what she thought about some stupid comic book?
.PP
.ps 10
It turned out that for whatever reason, a lot of people did.  Perhaps
most pertinently, the authors.
.PP
.ps 10
Well, she'd done nothing but tell the truth.  The book was crap.
Cheap, plastic crap.  What had they expected her to say? Something clever?
.PP
.ps 10
Ororo didn't want to do this anymore.  Kitty would just have to find a
student to manage the school's accounts.  As Logan had proposed.  Besides, she was
neglecting her plants.
.PP
.ps 10
The next day's absence of a review written by Ororo was interpreted by
her readers as an overt act of war.
.SH
NEW YORK
.R
.PP
.ps 10
"Who does this woman think she is?" shouted Thomas, plainly audible
from Piro's office all the way down the hall.
.PP
.ps 10
Gendered?  Piro figured he'd better go and try to calm him down.
Sometimes Tom didn't know what he was saying.
.PP
.ps 10
"It's even worse than the last time," Thomas was muttering.  "She
blows off an entire storyline on account of some minor flaw in the continuity."
.PP
.ps 10
"There, there," Piro tried to console him.
.PP
.ps 10
But Thomas was inconsolable.  \fI"I\fR know," he finally said.  "We'll kill
her."
.PP
.ps 10
Piro shook his head reflexively, but he went ahead and ran the numbers
anyway.
.PP
.ps 10
Tom's plan might just work.
.SH
WESTCHESTER COUNTY
.R
.PP
.ps 10
Logan wasn't picking up.  Kitty tried the sweatshop, but the guys
weren't picking up either.  She knew that e\-mailing them would be a
waste of time.  These illustrators were too busy even to turn on their
laptops.  Logan had them working in shifts.
.PP
.ps 10
She needed his advice.  How to talk to Ororo.  How to get her to stop.
Ororo still thought of Kitty (with her now graying hair) as a child.
Still
.I
called
.R
her that: "Child." She wasn't open to being questioned
about how she expressed affection.  Kitty was a white girl from
Chicago.  Let it drop.  Ororo could speak for herself.
.PP
.ps 10
Logan would know what to say to her.  He always did.
.PP
.ps 10
In desperation, Kitty left him a voicemail.
.SH
MADRIPOOR
.R
.PP
.ps 10
The guys had decided to break for dinner without telling him.  That's
what he got for dropping by unannounced.  Oh well.  They were getting
their work done.  He didn't much care how they accomplished it.
Obviously, this was a part of their process.
.PP
.ps 10
He thought he'd stick around and wait for them to return.  Just so
they'd get the picture he was still watching over them.
.PP
.ps 10
Somebody was really laying into the office phone. \fIRing, ring, ring, ring.\fR  Just as Logan was
about to pick up the ringing stopped.  The machine had answered it.
Huh. Logan took this as a sign from the gods of beer.
.PP
.ps 10
Time to head back to his room.
.SH
NEW YORK
.R
.PP
.ps 10
Plinth Mold was not in the habit of explaining himself to subordinates.  The decision
to pivot into plastic poop had been his alone to make.  Still, he
wanted his people to be on board, to believe in what they were doing.
In some ways his plans depended upon their willingness to get their
hands dirty.  (He never touched the product, himself).
.PP
.ps 10
He generated a short message, to be dispatched immediately to all
hands:

.CW
MESSAGE TO THE GENERAL STAFF:

RECENT FLUCTUATIONS IN THE MARKET HAVE SUGGESTED VARIOUS ALTERNATE
ROUTES TO PROFITABILITY.  SHAREHOLDER CONFIDENCE IS CONTINGENT UPON
OUR COLLECTIVE ABILITY TO PLY THESE ROUGH WATERS.  PLEASE,
PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S A SEWER, BUT BEAR WITH ME AS I SORT ALL OF THIS
SHIT OUT.

PM
.R
.PP
.ps 10
It wasn't much, as dispatches went, but he knew that any pronouncement
form on high would be greeted with both praise and relief from the
working population.
.PP
.ps 10
This was no exception.
.SH
NEW YORK
.R
.PP
.ps 10
It was a massacre in the bullpen.  Even Chris Claremont got fired.
Piro, Thomas, and a handful of apparently random production people
were the only employees spared.  Everyone else was out.  All of their
work was being outsourced to a sweatshop out of Madripoor.
.PP
.ps 10
"They can pay
.I
them
.R
but they can't pay
.I
us?"
.R
Thomas said, as
employees filed out of the room around his desk.
.PP
.ps 10
Piro delivered Thomas' paycheck, discretely ejecting the svelte envelope onto his desk blotter.
.PP
.ps 10
"Thanks," Thomas said.
.PP
.ps 10
He could see the absurdity of the situation.  Shipping charges alone
were going to kill them.  \fIMadripoor?\fR  Did they even have FedEx?
.SH
THE OUTBACK
.R
.PP
.ps 10
Ororo enjoyed these days when the others were not around.  She would
stand on the outcropping overlooking the town, breathing first into
her lungs and then out again, as Gateway maintained his utterly silent
vigil.  They never spoke.  It was good.
.PP
.ps 10
She missed Forge.  Even as she recognized herself feeling this, she
bristled inwardly, drawing blood as she clenched long fingernails into
her palm.  That man...
.PP
.ps 10
Was not here.  Thankfully,
.I
no one
.R
was here, save for Gateway, silent
and unmoving upon his rock.
.PP
.ps 10
Ororo breathed out and then in again.
.PP
.ps 10
She was not here, either.
.PP
.ps 10
Whatever the Internet might think.
.SH
WESTCHESTER COUNTY
.R
.PP
.ps 10
"That
.I
woman!"
.R
Kitty shouted, clearly audible to the students
gathered at the opposite end of the corridor.  Unintended consequences
of speaking her mind.  "I'll
.I
kill
.R
her!"
.PP
.ps 10
Students tittered.  Professor Pryde,
.I
U Mad?
.R
.PP
.ps 10
Kitty typed furiously until her hands inadvertently phased through the
keyboard, destroying the cheaply made, yet expensively procured piece of equipment.
.PP
.ps 10
She stared at the screen for a while.
.PP
.ps 10
And then she clicked Send anyway.
.SH
MADRIPOOR
.R
.PP
.ps 10
"Girl, what are you doing..." Logan muttered, not sure what he was
picking up on.  Somewhere, somehow, he had a feeling in his gut that
Kitty was getting herself into trouble.  And with him stuck here,
clear on the other side of the world.
.PP
.ps 10
"I can't help you if you won't let me," he said quietly, as he
retrieved his emergency phone from a compartment hidden within the
false heel of his cowboy boot.
.PP
.ps 10
Just as he got the phone into his hand it began to ring.
.PP
.ps 10
"Who \fIdis?"\fR he barked, and waited for Kitty to reply.