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.SH
GRISHAM'S FORMULA
.R

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The Chrysler Building was destroyed at precisely 21:27 Monday night.
An explosion that could be seen from space.
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There were no survivors.

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"I honestly don't know what you want from me, anymore."
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Pause.
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"I mean, I'm here."
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Piro stared out of the viewport.
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The RAGNAROK maintained her orbit, in silence.  What could she say?
Her son was unhappy.  Of Course, that made her unhappy, too.
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"We'll have to figure this out later," she said.  "Right now we need
to get ready for your father to come home."
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Then she saw the explosion.

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Someone or something was killing off the Actron team.  There were so
few of them left.

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Piro was one of the few remaining team members.  He took it upon himself to
investigate the murders.  It might have been wise for him to call in
backup, but, who was he supposed to call?

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Being older than most of the team, Piro figured that he himself
must know best.  Most of the time this worked out fine, but the odd
scenario in which the formula fizzled out inevitably led to bigger
problems than if Piro had simply stopped and asked for help.
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On this summer evening he decided to attend a gathering of his favorite
fraternal organization, the Brotherhood of Adult Published Airport
Fiction Authors (BAPAFA).  It had been some time since he'd bothered
to show up for one of their meetings.  He couldn't be certain that he
was current on all of his dues, fees, and obligations, and thus if he
would even be welcome.  Nevertheless he strode into the meeting hall
projecting his usual relaxed (some would say smug) demeanor.  Nobody
seemed to mind his presence.  In fact, it was far form clear that
they'd noticed him at all.

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A solemn oath to Grisham's Formula was intoned as its thick
substance was squeezed oozing out of its tube, into the waiting hands of
the assembled congregation.  Each writer accepted his helping greedily
and worked the milky pomade into his scalp, careful to avoid contact
with his eyes.
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The formula worked.
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Each writer's sales presently advanced to an artificially
inflated peak, ostensibly guaranteed by tonight's obscure working.  It
was a sure thing, as simple as falling off an office chair, and Piro was
more than ready to throw his pirate hat into the ring.  It had been
ten (thirteen?) years since he'd sold a story.  Even his blog
statistics had fallen off precipitously.
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This time, for sure.
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At length, the other writers began to take notice of him.

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The wreckage of the building was absolute.  Seventy\-seven stories, all
collapsed to dust.  Piro had been out, attending a meeting of
suspense writers when the blast hit.  Everyone else had been claimed
by the disaster.
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Almost everyone.

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Tom was working on his hair when an unknown force shook the room.
Gazing wistfully into the mirror, he had failed to notice the sound,
or, indeed, even the fact that the building was rattling on its
foundations.  He brushed the accumulating concrete dust from his
shoulders and got on with the task of studying himself in the
strangely still\-intact mirror.
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In truth, his vast powers of concentration were seldom acknowledged.  It was one
of the things about himself he most wished to express to the world.
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Upon exiting the men's room Tom noticed that something was definitely
wrong.  None of the telescreens were working.  The halls were
strangely devoid of commercial messaging.  he checked the reception
area on his floor and discovered to his surprise that none of the
staff were at their regular posts.
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What could explain this?

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Alix Graves didn't trust the washing machine with his laundry.  He certainly didn't
trust it to accurately record the events in progress around him.  He
folded his slacks and made observations of his own.  Still, the
facilities were being provided gratis by his employer.  A perk.
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New New York had changed.  This went without saying (except for the
fact that he'd just said it).  New textures were suggested, experienced, felt.
Perhaps they were brought on by the name change.  In any case, such questions were
beyond the scope of his contract, and therefore of little immediate
interest.
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The washing machine hummed along, picking up perhaps more than Alix had
intended, so to speak, to lay down.  It was all sadly audible to
anyone who happened to be passing by.  Alix was speaking aloud.
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At 21:27, he ceased to worry.

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"Nobody's going to believe this shit," Tom said, leaning over the
veranda and taking in the New San Francisco dawn.  "It's not a pitch
we can sell."
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When his partner didn't react, Tom repeated himself, this time
slightly louder.  "I said..."
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"I heard you the first time," Piro whispered, plaintively.  "Let's get
out of here."
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Tom did as he was told, grumbling under his breath as usual.
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"Bullshirt."

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Over the haze of the New San Francisco dawn hovered the RAGNAROK.  She
was ready to pick up her boys and return them to base.  Or what was
left of it, anyway.  But one of her boys was not quite ready to go.
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"Look, I'm just not ready to go back there, yet, okay?"
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No response.
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"I'm not, like, scared, or anything.  I'm just not ready."
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"Of course," Piro said, laying a hand on Tom's broad shoulder.  "In
any case, our checklist is still incomplete.  We've more work to do
before we can return to Manhattan."
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The RAGNAROK could understand unfinished business.  She would wait for
her boys to finish up whatever it was they were working on that was so
important.  In reality, she had no choice.
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She rarely did.

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Neither of her boys were especially sensitive to such issues.  They'd
simply never had to be.
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"I wonder sometimes what your mom thinks about all this," Tom suddenly
said.
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"Never really considered it," Piro admitted, and let the matter drop.
He was somewhat distracted by the task at hand, not paying close
attention to Tom's usual stream of disconnected, half\-formed
observations.  He started to change the subject.
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Here, the RAGNAROK interjected.