ref: 4028a0b5f197066ef36281f45c8efbaaaf3dbe37
dir: /bin/avgn/
#!/bin/awk -f BEGIN { phrases=", goddamn it,\ , what the hell,\ , goddamn fuckshit,\ , son of a fuck,\ , Christ almighty,\ , oh God,\ , or whatever the fuck,\ , fucking assballs, \ ! What the shit is this unholy fuckness?! Oh,\ , what a great thing, huh,\ , Jesus fucking Christ on a fucking pogo stick,\ , you stupid fuck,\ , fucking Christ," len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/) srand() } { split ( $0, parts, /,/) for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) { printf "%s", parts[i] ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len; printf "%s", phrase[ind] } print parts[i] }