ref: 21fd2b96da74e5e680e573c058b8d616e829741d
dir: /avgn/
#!/bin/awk -f
BEGIN {
phrases=", goddamn it,\
, what the hell,\
, goddamn fuckshit,\
, son of a fuck,\
, Christ almighty,\
, oh God,\
, or whatever the fuck,\
, fucking assballs, \
! What the shit is this unholy fuckness?! Oh,\
, what a great thing, huh,\
, Jesus fucking Christ on a fucking pogo stick,\
, you stupid fuck,\
, fucking Christ,"
len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/)
srand()
}
{
split ( $0, parts, /,/)
for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) {
printf "%s", parts[i]
ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len;
printf "%s", phrase[ind]
}
print parts[i]
}